"All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey..."
I wish I had written that... I could retire and move to California... except I can't tread water that long!
I was listening to the radio and the people were talking about Steven Wright... I had forgotten how funny he was, so I looked online for some of his jokes... you've probably figured out that weird things make me laugh!
So anyway, here are a few of his jokes that I thought were funny...
- What's another word for "thesaurus"?
- For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
- I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. One day I got a call from a guy in France who said, "Cut it out!"
- I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving.
- I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio, I think "Hey, maybe I wrote that."
- I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
Weird, huh? Well, tonight I've got nothing... which isn't that much different than most other nights.
Thanks for reading... until next time!
Prairie Pete
